Avenue Q
(When You're Makin' Love)
BAD IDEA BEAR #1
Take her home!
BAD IDEA BEAR #2
She's wasted!
BAD IDEA BEARS
Yaaay!
KATE MONSTER
My God, Princeton! Right there! Right there!
That's the spot - that's the spot - okay, a little lower -
okay, now to the left - no, my left - Ohhhh!
PRINCETON
Oh, my God, Kate, no one's ever touched me like this
before - you can't put your finger there -
OOH! PUT YOUR FINGER THERE!
BOTH
Oh, yeah!
GARY COLEMAN
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love
BAD IDEA BEARS
When you're making love!
GARY COLEMAN
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!
BAD IDEA BEARS
When you're making love!
GARY COLEMAN
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love!
BAD IDEA BEARS
When you're making love!
GARY COLEMAN
You can be as loud as
The hell you want...
KATE MONSTER & PRINCETON
Ahhhhh!
GARY COLEMAN
Gary Coleman! You hear what?
Hell no, I won't tell them to quiet down!
KATE MONSTER
Are we being too loud?
PRINCETON
Yeah are we bothering someone?
GARY COLEMAN
Oh, no, not at all, kids!
You keep doing what you're doing.
BAD IDEA BEARS
Yeah! Louder!
GARY COLEMAN
You're not allowed to be loud
At the library
At the art museum
Or at a play
But when you and your partner
Are doing the nasty
Don't behave like you're
At the ballet!
Cause you can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love
BAD IDEA BEARS
Making sweet, sweet love
GARY COLEMAN
You can be as loud as
The hell you want
When you're making love
BAD IDEA BEARS
Loud as the hell!
Loud as the hell you want!
GARY COLEMAN
Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet
When you’re good and done.
ALL
Be as loud as
The hell you want
When you’re making love!
Loud as the hell you want...
KATE MONSTER
Faster, Princeton!
CHRISTMAS EVE
Brian, slow down! This not a race!
ALL
Loud as the hell you want...
PRINCETON
Oh, yeah!
BRIAN
Who’s your daddy?
CHRISTMAS EVE
What? Brian!
ALL
Loud as the hell you want...
Loud as the hell you want...
GARY COLEMAN
Smack it and lick it and rub it and suck it!
ALL
Loud as the hell you want...
CHRISTMAS EVE
Yes! Work your mama!
ALL
Loud as the hell you-
KATE MONSTER
Oh yeah, that’s it!
BRIAN
Ooh, babe!
TREKKIE MONSTER
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
ALL
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Loud as the hell you-
Want!