Poor Fool He Makes Me Laugh Lyrics

Countess aside

Poor fool, he makes me laugh!
Haha,
Haha! etc.
Time I tried to get a better, better half!

Countess & Chorus
Poor fool, he doesn't know!
Hoho,
Hoho, etc.
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go!

Phantom's Voice
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept
Empty?

Meg backstage
He's here: the Phantom of the Opera...

Christine
It's him

Carlotta
Your part is silent, little toad!

Phantom's Voice
A toad, madame? Perhaphs it is you who are the
Toad...

Carlotta as Countess
Serafimo, away with this pretence!
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my
Croak!

Countess
Poor fool, he makes me laugh -
Hahahahaha!
Croak, croak, croak, croak, etc.
(spoken)Mother!

Firmin
Ladies and gentlemen
The performance will continue in ten minutes' time...

When the role of Countess
Will be sung by Miss Christine Daae

Andre
In the meanwhile, we'd like to give
You the ballet from Act III of
Tonight's opera.

Reyer
What?!

Andre
Maestro-the-the ballet! Send it forward, please.