He Lied To Me Lyrics

Flamenco Singer:
Roberto was my lover
Roberto was my life!
For him, I yearned
Till I learned
Roberto had a wife!

Patrons:
Ah!

Flamenco Singer:
And though he said
That he loved me!
I could see it
In his eyes
The cruel and
Crushing sting
Of Roberto's lies
He lied to me
He was a Jekyll
And a Hyde to me
And after he had
Testified to me
I knew
Inside of me
Our love was
Torn apart
He lied to me
Then fell upon his knees
And cried to me
Told me
The man
That he had tried to be
But he died to me
"Mi amor"
And sought to have my heart

Daniel (spoken):
So
I was thinking. I could play all these different characters
And have real-time, online conversations with viewers

Janet (spoken):
Make it interactive!
I like that!

Daniel (spoken):
Kids just want someone to be honest with them

Janet (spoken):
Authenticity
If it isn't there, they can smell it!
And so can I!
To honesty!

Daniel (spoken):
To honesty!

Flamenco Singer:
He lied to me
That was her lover's
Homicide to me
And though my
Rage was justified to me
He struck the pride in me
He was denied
And I sent him back to her

Waitress (spoken):
Are we ready to order?

Miranda (spoken):
Can you give me just a second?
Mrs. Doubtfire isn't back yet
Maybe I should check if she's okay

Lydia & Christopher (spoken):
No!

Miranda (spoken):
What is wrong with you two?
Oh, I get it!
Do I have some surprise birthday coming?

Christopher (spoken):
Oh god! I hope not!

Daniel (spoken):
I am so sorry! I need to run to the restroom!
But while I am gone, have a look at these
Some more character ideas to discuss
I'll be right back

Flamenco Singer:
Deception
Deception
De-
Cep-
Tion
De-
Cep-
Tion

Mrs. Doubtfire (spoken):
Ooh! Sorry dear!
Something's troubling with the spanks! once they come out of flesh
Pops out like a jack-in-a-box! and it's hard to get poor jack back in

Janet (spoken):
Excuse me! Did you see where my dinner guest went?

Waiter (spoken):
No, ma'am! I'll have a look!

Mrs. Doubtfire (spoken):
Ooh! I just remembered I need to take my medicine!

Stuart (spoken):
We have water at the table

Mrs. Doubtfire (spoken):
I can't take it morally, love

Flamenco Singer:
Bastardo!

Flamenco Singer & Ensemble:
Bastardo!

Spanish singing, I can't transcribe

Ensemble:
Bastardo!

Flamenco Singer & Ensemble:

Spanish singing

Mrs. Doubtfire:
Oh! Sorry dears, I was getting a bank from my call!
I mean a call from my bank!
Identity thief! I mean who would impersonate an old lady like me?

Flamenco Singer:
Why did he lie?
Why did he lie?
Why!
Why did he lie?

Ensemble:
Why!

Flamenco Singer:
Why!
Did he lie!

Ensemble:
Why!
Did he lie!

Flamenco Singer:
Why!

Ensemble:
Why!

Flamenco Singer & Ensemble:
Did he lie!

Janet (spoken):
I'm sorry, that seat is taken!

Daniel (spoken):
I know, I was telling you my ideas remember?

Janet (spoken):
Daniel?

Daniel (spoken):
Oh!

Janet (spoken):
Why are you dressed like that?

Daniel (spoken):
Because
I'd like you to meet the host of your new show!

Mrs. Doubtfire (spoken):
Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear
My expertise is in the education and entertainment of children

Janet (spoken):
Doesn't exactly sound hip and current?

Daniel (spoken):
She is though!
And the kids will know it's me because I'll be playing all the characters!
Trust me! Kids love Mrs. Doubtfire!

Natalie (spoken):
Mrs. Doubtfire? Why are you sitting over here?
We're giving mommy her presents!

Janet (spoken):
Who's this?

Mrs. Doubtfire (spoken):
One of my fans dear! Would you excuse me a moment?

Instrumental break, cheering and dancing

Daniel (spoken):
No! No! No!

Miranda (spoken):
Daniel?

Daniel (spoken):
Surprise