Legally Blonde
VIVIENNE
(Spoken) Maybe Warner saw a blonde who was sleeping her way to the top,
but I see a woman who doesn't have to.
(Sung) I used to pray for the day you'd leave
Swore up and down
You would not belong
But when I am wrong
I say I'm wrong
and I was wrong about you
So listen up!
I see no end to what you'll achieve
That's only if you don't turn and run
You proved it to me
Now show everyone what you can do
And you look great in dark blue!
Get back in the game
Back on the case
Take a good look at my face
I'm not a fool
And it's a rule
I do not pose!
But I see a star
You're my new muse
You've got the best freakin' shoes!
And you lit a fuse
So go show them who's
Legally Blonde!
CHORUS
Sha la la la la la
VIVIENNE
Yes, you lit a fuse
So go show them who's
Legally ...
ELLE
(Spoken) Sorry Vivienne, but I'm never wearing that again.
PAULETTE
(Spoken) Elle, Honey, you're in the supply closet!
ELLE
(Spoken) I know! I said I'm never wearing that again...I'm wearing THIS!
(Sung) Back in the game
CHORUS
Yes!
ELLE,
Back to the trial
CHORUS
Yes!
ELLE
But I'm going back in my style
CHORUS
Back in her style!
ELLE
'Cause it's a fact
CHORUS
Yes!
ELLE
When you're attacked
CHORUS
Yes!
ELLE
You've got to respond
CHORUS
Got to got to got to got to respond!
ELLE
Hand me my dog!
CHORUS
Dog!
ELLE
Hand me my bag
CHORUS
Bag!
ELLE
And that American flag!
CHORUS
Got to be American!
ELLE
Cause nobody screws
CHORUS
No!
ELLE
Somebody who's
CHORUS
Who?
ELLE
Legally Blonde
CHORUS
Get on your feet
Cause she's legally blonde
Kicked to the street
Cause she's legally blonde
There's no retreat cause you're
Legally Blonde
Yeah!
Don't be afraid to be
Legally Blonde
Join the parade cause she's
ELLE'S MOTHER
(Spoken) Honey look!
She's leading a parade!
ELLE
(Spoken) Mom and Dad!
ELLE'S MOTHER
(Spoken) Get a picture!
ELLE'S DAD
(SPOKEN) Just one more please cause she's
CHORUS
Legally Blonde
ELLE'S DAD
(Spoken) Everyone say cheese!
ELLE MOTHER
(Spoken) No say legally blonde!
CHORUS
Legally Blonde!
Cause she's legally blonde...
Cause she's legally blonde...
Cause she's legally blonde!
SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR
(Spoken) Omigod Elle!
ELLE
(Spoken) Thanks Greek Chorus
but I don't need voices in my head today.
SERNE, MARGOT, PILAR
Honey it's us!
The girls from Delta Nu!
We came to see
Our president be
Legally Blonde
CHORUS
Jump on your feet
Cause she's legally blonde
You've got a right to be legally blonde
You've got a right to be
Legally Blonde
KYLE
(Spoken) Paulette, I've got another package...
PAULETTE
(Spoken) Thanks... Kyle B. O'boyle. What does the 'B' stand for?
KYLE
(Spoken) Brendan...
(IRISH DANCE BREAK)
CHORUS
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Hey!
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah
Back in the game
Back in the fray
ENID
Back the hell outta the way!
BROOKE
Mr. you're fired
CALLAHAN
(Spoken) What?!
BROOKE
Guess who I hired?
CHORUS
(Spoken) Who?
BROOKE
To represent me
You gotta to be...
CHORUS
Yeah, you gotta be
Yeah, you gotta be
Yeah, you gotta be...
BROOKE
Legally Blonde
ALL
And she's legally blonde, oh yeah
And she's legally blonde, oh yeah
And she's legally blonde, oh yeah
Legally Blonde, oh yeah!