Avenue Q
KATE MONSTER
Why can’t people get along and love each other, Christmas Eve?
CHRISTMAS EVE
You think getting along same as loving?
Sometimes love right where you hating most, Kate Monster.
KATE MONSTER
Huh?
CHRISTMAS EVE
The more you love someone,
The more you want to kill ‘em.
The more you love someone,
The more he make you cry
Though you are try
For making peace
With them and loving,
That’s why you love so strong
You like to make him die!
The more you love someone,
The more he make you crazy.
The more you love someone,
The more you wishing him dead!
Sometime you look at him
And only see fat and lazy,
And wanting baseball bat
For hitting him on his head!
Love
KATE MONSTER
Love
CHRISTMAS EVE
And hate
KATE MONSTER
And hate
CHRISTMAS EVE
They like two brothers
KATE MONSTER
Brothers
CHRISTMAS EVE
Who go on a date
KATE MONSTER
Who....what?
CHRISTMAS EVE
Where one of them goes,
Other one follows
You inviting love
He also bringing sorrows
KATE MONSTER
Ah, yes.
CHRISTMAS EVE
The more you love someone,
The more you want to kill ‘em.
Loving and killing
Fit like hand in glove!
KATE MONSTER
Hand in glove.
CHRISTMAS EVE
So if there someone
You are wanting so
To kill ‘em.
You go and find him.
And you get him.
And you no kill him.
‘Cause chances good
BOTH
He is your love