The Internet Is For Porn Lyrics

KATE
The internet is really really great

TREKKIE MONSTER
For porn

KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait

TREKKIE
For porn

KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,

TREKKIE
For porn!
I browse all day & night

TREKKIE
For porn!

KATE
It's like I’m surfing at the speed of light

TREKKIE
For porn!

KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn
 
KATE
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn

KATE
What are you doing?

TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
Porn porn porn

KATE
Treee-kkie!

TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster

KATE
You are ruining my song

TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to

KATE
Well if you wouldn’t mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?

TREKKIE
Me no talkie

KATE
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology

TREKKIE
For porn

KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity

TREKKIE
For por-oops, sorry

KATE
Right from you own desktop

TREKKIE
For …

KATE
You can research browse & shop
Until you’ve had enough & you’re ready to stop

TREKKIE
For porn!
Trekkie!

TREKKIE
The internet is for porn!

KATE
Noooo

TREKKIE
The internet if for porn!

KATE
Trekkie

TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert

TREKKIE
Ah, sticks & stones Kate monster

KATE
NO really, you’re a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home & look
At porn on the internet

TREKKIE
Oh?

KATE
What?

TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready

TREKKIE
Let me hear it!

TREKKIE & GUYS
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON
Sorry Kate

TREKKIE & GUYS
The internet is for porn!

PRINCETON
I masturbate!

TREKKIE & GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For porn, porn, porn!

KATE
The internet is not for porn!!

TREKKIE & GUYS
Porn! Porn, P---

KATE
Hold on a second!

Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio & trade stocks online

ROB
That’s correct.

KATE
& Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com

BRIAN
Sure!

KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on Ebay

GARY
Yes I do!

KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card

PRINCETON
True!

TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON
. .yeah

KATE
Eeewww!

TREKKIE & GUYS
The internet is for porn!

KATE
Gross!

TREKKIE & GUYS
The internet is for porn!

KATE
I hate porn

TREKKIE & GUYS
Grab your dick & double click

KATE
I hate you men!

TREKKIE & GUYS
For porn, porn, porn!
(Harmonising) porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE
I’m leaving!

TREKKIE & GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn
porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE
I hate the internet!

TREKKIE & GUYS
Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE
The internet is for

TREKKIE & SOME
The internet is for

TREKKIE & ALL
The internet is for PORN!

TREKKIE
YEAH!